movin on up
I recently bought a cute little fixer-upper in a nice, quiet neighborhood. It was in my price range and in the neighborhood i like and, hey-all those do it yourself shows look like so much fun! Well no more! Never again will I do anything myself! Henceforth, i will PAY for someone else to do EVERYTHING! Painting, flooring, laundry, shaving, EVERYTHING! Unfortunately for my current project, I am out of money. Like most fixers, the more we dug into this house, the more it needed. And sadly, we are moving in today. But at least when we sleep on the floor tonight, under half painted walls with our food slowly spoiling on the counters, we will be sleeping on new carpets, and, hey-who needs a refrigerator anyways?