attracted to shiny objects

If only it were true...

2007-04-29T15:09:38Z

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movin on up

2007-04-29T14:40:11Z

I recently bought a cute little fixer-upper in a nice, quiet neighborhood. It was in my price range and in the neighborhood i like and, hey-all those do it yourself shows look like so much fun! Well no more! Never again will I do anything mysel...

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wtf???

2007-03-09T02:27:17Z

A married man just told me my hair looked nice. why would a guy make a comment like that unless he was hitting on someone? and why would he hit on someone while wearing a wedding band? thank goodness for the ring-otherwise i would've said somet...

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drinking at work

2007-03-03T04:42:44Z

is apparently wrong. my boss told me so. she came into my office one day and said-I need to ask you a question.- my normal paranoia has been pushed aside lately by the amazing amount of comments i've gotten along the lines of - we're SO glad yo...

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plantie has a chance

2007-02-17T07:37:00Z

yesterday, the plant lady told me that i should really take the dead leaves off my plant. so, like a monkey picking lice off her baby, i started peering through the plant, pulling off anything that wasn't green. and i actually liked it. it was ...

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epiphany

2007-02-14T01:09:50Z

i discovered today why cubicle walls are padded. it's so when we denizens of the cubes go crazy and start banging our heads on the walls, we don't hurt ourselves.

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the love fern

2007-01-27T18:36:56Z

I do not collect house plants. whenever someone gives me a plant, i accept it graciously, and when we're alone, give the plant a long, sad look, and say, "I am so sorry." Because i know that despite my best efforts, that plant will end up a dead...

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the beginning

2007-01-26T02:15:33Z

I am a collector. I pick up bits and pieces of whatever catches my eye. Unfortunately, I get bored easily, which means that my collection is like a raven's nest-full of junk and trinkets from myriads of places. Music, books, trivial facts, chin...

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tragedy at the hairmasters

2007-01-26T02:04:34Z

It's actually a haircut that sparked this blog. well, a haircut and my sister's endless nagging...i decided, at 7:30 at night, that i MUST have a haircut IMMEDIATELY. i also needed toothpaste, mustard and beer, so i went to the hairmasters, conv...

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